Loraxes: We will be seen as Gods

The Green Loraxes made a statement today:

"After two consecutive Nuclear Cups we have decided that the Nuclear Cup is too easy for us to win the standard way. We have therefore decided to forfeit our first match against Bluthenthal da 3, and take a 0-5 goal handicap. We shall prove to the world that we are not just mere mortals, but Gods. We dedicate this handicap to the legendary Fips Hanus, who was always willing to provide the handicap the old fashioned way."

Despite this statement, sources close to Green Lorax management claim that the forfeit was in fact a mistake made whilst intoxicated during continuation of their celebrations of a second Nuclear Cup victory. However we are unable to confirm this at this time.