The Green Loraxes are the proud victors of the Nuclear Cup Season 3 defeating the formidable Bluthenthal da 3 in the Grand Final at Arrakis Thneeds Stadium. The Loraxes gave it their all to take revenge on Bluthenthal, who earlier in the season destroyed the Loraxes inflicting the Loraxes only defeat for the season. The game was played at a tremendous standard (see the play of game) rarely seeing such skill and finesse.
Celebrations have gone into overdrive at the Loraxan capital, Arrakis, where police have issued a warning to all persons that they are at great risk of being forcibly and permanently turned green. Lorax managment made a statement saying they do not condone this sort of behavior, and insist the only way people should be turned green is to do it officially by the Green Loraxes for only 10 easy repayments of $399.99.
Wednesday, 24 September 2008
Tuesday, 23 September 2008
Units miss Final
The Units will have to watch the Nuclear Cup final from the sidleines, losing a nailbiting thriller (6-0) against Bluthenthal in the semi final last week. This is the first time the Units have missed the final- disappointed fans are blaming injuries, form and satan.
Good luck to Green Loraxes and Bluthenthal- who will triumph?- and therefore score heaps of chicks?
Monday, 8 September 2008
Dreams crushed
Moans and groans have echoed their way through the Gaeta FC ranks as hopes of the club finishing 1st on the ladder this season were crushed. "We were one very important game away from finishing on top of the ladder this season, but unfortunately lady luck was not looking our way". Gaeta FC's recent loss against CALO (1-2) and with only two league games left in the season make it unlikely that they will move up from 2nd place prior to the season ending. This angry supporter shown expressed the general sentiment of the fan club when he asked What The F$#%?
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