CHILD'S PLAY

Management of Gaeta FC would like to introduce to the media their newest addition, the formation of a youth team dubbed Gaetino FC. At this stage a misunderstanding in the requirements of a youth team has meant that experienced senior players are able to compete in the youth team as long as they are less than a metre tall. When asked how he felt about the new team, junior coach Greg Greiner said "Small people can do stuff too and shouldn't be discriminated against..." he then went on to say "I don't care if they lose, we will still take them to McDonalds after each game and they can play on the slide."

Units reach 2000 supporters!

A significant milestone was reached last week when The Units welcomed their 2000th supporter: US president Barack Obama (seen here being congratulated on the prestigious occasion by best friend John McCain).
"This is obviously the proudest moment of my life" said Obama upon joining the mighty Units fan club, named after club hero Charlie "Bud" Tingwell. "I think I will offer "Bud" the vice-presidency - the current guy is actually a bit of a nobody".
When asked about his plans for his white house term, Obama said he will instead be focusing mostly on watching the Units matches, and will "probably leave most of the presidential stuff to Oprah."

Kameron Agung now part of U-20 Team Oceania!

The Loraxes home-grown star, Kameron Agung, has been selected as a forward for the U-20 Oceanian side. The popular young Lorax striker has shown much promise in his short career with the Green Loraxes, and has been focus of several poaching attempts from big league teams. Despite so much success in such a short period he remains a very down-to-earth young man with no arrogance or great ego as one might expect. When asked how is able to maintain such a normal attitude to life as well as be a role model for so many, he replied, "I am clearly the best in the world at being the least egotistical and the most modest. I think people realise that I am awesome, and I am ok with that. I think I can be a hero to many people. That is why I have written the book "Anyone can be Cool...But AWESOME takes practise". The book can be purchased at all good bookstores.

In his first match for Oceania, Agung was the best on field for Oceania, despite their loss to Romania 5-1.

...one giant leap for Gaeta FC!

A day of joy and prosperity has been bestowed upon the fans of Gaeta FC, with the promotion of the senior team up to the next division. "This is a momentous (sob) occasion with many a fan waiting for this day for so long (sob)" said one long time fan who then went on to cry like a baby. The streets of Gaeta were filled with screaming fans with one going as far as saying that he would name his first child after the team.

Grand Final - Season IV

We are finally approaching the end of Season IV of the Nuclear Cup. This week will be played the Grand Final, with the Loraxes taking on the formidable Units, in a rematch of the final of the first Nuclear Cup. Also, the Nuclear Cup veterans, BRAP2, will battle against the sensational rookie-of-the-year, Ginger Beards, to determine 3rd and 4th places. But also, there will be one more game the following week, with Bluthenthal and the shagging lizards facing off to determine 5th and 6th places.


This week:

Green Loraxes vs The Units (GRAND FINAL)
BRAP2 vs Ginger Beards (3rd and 4th)


Next week:

Bluthenthal da 3 vs the shagging lizards (5th and 6th)