The Green Loraxes have shockingly been eliminated from the finals of the Nuclear Cup. More Fire! took the last finals spot with a superior goal difference. Green Lorax management have made official complaints to Nuclear Cup organisers (pictured) which has so far fallen on deaf ears. According to an anonymous source high up within the Green Lorax management, the Green Loraxes are considering taking their complaints to the UN High Commision, and may even try to bring a charge of war crimes against More Fire! and The Nuclear Cup. An official statement by Green Lorax management has strongly condemned the management of the Nuclear Cup. "We feel the Nuclear Cup is losing it's long tradition. How is it that teams like More Fire! and Bluthenthal da 3 can make the finals and the Loraxes miss out!? This is a clear indication that the Nuclear Cup is intrinsically flawed, and requires an overhaul!". This attitude is unlikely to be tolerated by Nuclear Cup organisers, with swift retribution likely. Green Loraxes have also denied being sore losers.
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