The Units are proud and humbled to win this most prestigious tournament. Celebrations by all concerned have been dangerously boisterous, and many thousands of Units fans have forever abandoned work, family and sleep and vowed to bask in the glorious celebration until their final day on earth. Chief among the affections of the faithful is superstar striker and venerated actor Charlie "Bud" Tingwell. "Bud" was unquestionably the Units brightest star of the cup, scoring an unfeasably amazing tally of 9 goals, including 2 hattricks and the triumphant 3rd goal in the final. To forever honour his name, The Units are in the process of expanding their stadium to a capacity of 20,000, with the addition of the "Charlie Tingwell stand".
The Units would like to thank all teams participating in the Nuclear Cup, especially the worthy finalists Green Loraxes. After 3 amazingly hard fought and spectactularly skillful contests, including the now legendary final, the Units-Loraxes rivalry is now certainly the most famous in world sport!
Bring on Nuclear Cup 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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