Wednesday, 17 October 2007

The Units newest player

The Units have purchased a new defender, Armirtharaj Jayashree, 24 years old for $400,000, after raising money by selling two players. He should get 3.5 stars in passable form. This new signing will boost the defense of the units considerably, but will it be enough to help win the last match, and avoid relegation??
As the previous post alluded to, playing counter attack is a viable theory against Iraq FC, as they have a very strong midfield. The addition of Jayashree will help CA due to the extra defensive abilities (and he is in good form), although a higher passing ability would be nice.

In other Units news, I am happy to announce the sale of the universally detested dud of a defender Zelkjo Validzic. Although still technically part of the Units' squad, he is for sale (deadline tonight) and someone has already place a bid of $225,000, thereby guaranteeing the sale. Good riddance- he is unpredictable, with lame secondary skills. The funds raised from the sale of this hopeless fuckwit will go towards a 3.5 star forward with good set pieces.

2 comments:

  1. Are you sure your new defender is not gonna injure soon?
    I think before buying all these players you should buy a better fisioterapist! Yours is crap!!!
    If you want I can give you few mobile phone number...

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  2. What the hell bluthenthal??? Italian physiotherapists suck arse, if you have an injury they just rub spaghetti on it!

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