GREEN LORAXES 3 IN A ROW!!!!!

The mighty Green Loraxes have won the Nuclear Cup for the 3rd consecutive season, proving beyond doubt they are the best team of the current era. The final was one of the greatest Nuclear Cup matches ever, as the Loraxes defeated an extremely strong Bluthenthal lineup 4-3 in a thriller.

The Loraxes found themselves behind after just 4 minutes, but equalised a minute later. A sensational period later on in the first half saw the Loraxes score 2 goals, including a second by Fredrik Bredbatt, and by the 37 minute mark looked like winners, leading 3-1. Bluthenthal made a tremendous comeback to level the scores 3-3 early in the second half.
However, the turning point of the match came at the 62 minute mark, when a controversial penalty was awarded to the Loraxes, which Solomon converted. Bluthenthal fans were rightly furious, and the referee in question is now deceased.
Bluthenthal were unable to score again, and the Loraxes hung on for a wonderful victory.
The unlucky Bluthenthal side will have to wait until Nuclear Cup VI for another chance at glory, and most pundits predict another strong showing from the Italian club.

Fips relaxes in retirement

The legendary Fips Hanus has been seen relaxing on holiday in the Bahamas. A big hit with the ladies, Fips has caused quite a stir at the resort. The passable keeper has adapted to civilian life quickly, starting up an all-you-eat restaurant, where Fips has guaranteed all dishes are personally tested and approved by himself. However, so far the restaurant has surprisingly yet to record a profit.

I miss you all guys!!!

Hi everybody!
I don't know why today I'm feeling really nostalgic!
I looked all the pictures and short movies of my days in Melbourne and I remembered the great time spent with you guys!
Thank you!

Alba

PS. Well done Andy...you did a great job with the Wildman plug-in!

Units do their bit for stagnant economy

The Units have bought the first of a new batch of defensive trainees, 21 year old Romanian prodigy Gavril Câmpeanu, for $3.4 million. Gavril is already a brilliant playmaker, formidable set-piece taker, and is set to become The Units first genuine multiskilled superstar. Gavril was injured during his league match on Sunday, but according to club doctors he will be fit in time to commence defence training when The Units switch from keeper training in a couple of weeks.

Whilst many of the Units critics have questioned the wisdom of spending $3.4 million on an injured 21-year old trainee, club management pointed out the cost is largely offset by a $900 gift from Kevin Rudd. Also, the Club is expecting a "stimulus package", which medical staff say may not help Gavril's injuries directly, but "should at least cheer him up a bit".

A sad and sorry day for Quinn Kings as More Fire! beats the Series V.164 favourites

The boys of More Fire! have outdone themselves once again, after beating the clear favourites of their Series to win today's match 2-1. This comes as a shock to the Kings, as their unprecedented loss this season means it is now unclear whether they will be automatically accepted into Division IV, for the fourth time. Meanwhile, the entire team of More Fire! were enjoying celebratory after-game drinks, after 'mooning' their way out of the Burning New arena, clearly satisfied with their result. But the win did not come without an inevitable loss, as one of their up and coming star midfielders, Fernando Flores twisted his ankle during the battle, having to watch the rest of the game from the sidelines. The management of More Fire! said that they would supply the boys with extra spirits during their training sessions from now on, and also provide extra budget for alternative training methods and medicines such as shiatsu, bear-wrestling and wife-carrying contests which have seemed to increase the strength, mobility and stamina of the players all-round resulting in today's spectacular win. The management of the Kings team were unavailable for comment, but a close source revealed that most of the boys had fallen quite ill after consuming a whole lot of Chinese custard buns the night before.

2002 Members For BRAP2

The Fans went wild as BRAP2 announced the 2000 member to join the club. The honour of being the 2000th member went to a die hard fan that happened to dressed up for the day. the 2001st member to join was a little dissapointed about missing out on the golden 2000th membership.

tough decision..!

A 5 million dollar bra...or a 5 million dollar player? it was a tough choice...but i think Mababies made a good decision with the addition of Niels Ebbe Petersen...the 5 million dollar player...who is doing magnificently in Mababies' midfield...which really needed some help!...

Introducing....The 6 million dollar man!

Finally i have a chance to introduce you all to my 6 million dollar man!!!...Gerdas Šabliauskas...he is the most recent member of mababies!...and my my my...he is a babe!...and definitely worth the 6 million dollars (thankyou Ben!)...he has done exceptionally well in the team...and is helping mababies in their new division...he is certainly one to keep an eye on..!

EARTH IN MOURNING! Bud announces retirement at season's end.

Units hero, Hattrick champion, Nuclear Cup leviathan and general worldwide megalegend Charlie "Bud" Tingwell has announced his retirement from Hattrick; this season will be his last.
Hattrick fans everywhere are torn between despairing at the thought of Bud's playing days being over, and rejoicing at the memory of the all-time Grand Master.
Bud has given everything to his beloved Units ever since he was part of the clubs original lineup many seasons ago. Bud said "sadly, my aging body is causing me to lose skills, and I will never again reach the spectacular high's [passable] of my younger days".
Up to one trillion fans are expected to converge on Nuclear Cup venues for the rest of the season to see Bud grace the field for the final few times; as Nuclear Cup V finishes, so will Bud's career.
One final send-off is planned, at the end of the season: the Charlie "Bud" Tingwell testimonial match, when the Units will take on Bud's favourite rivals the Green Loraxes in a friendly at the Royal Puros Arena. The occasion, when Bud will set foot on the Hattrick pitch for the very last time is expected to be histories largest party.
Obviously, Bud will then be inducted into the Units' hall of fame.

Global pressure on Gaeta FC

A recent intake of new fans has indicated no interest for the club of Gaeta FC (GFC) with no fans signing up this week. It appears that this may be a reflection of recent global economic events. A spokesperson for GFC said in a statement that they "would like to remind fans that the Global Financial Crisis (GFC) has nothing to do with Gaeta FC (GFC). GFC does not equal GFC. So when considering GFC do not let that affect your thoughts on GFC... did that make sense?"