Bud helps Units to break drought!

Two goals from legend Charlie "Bud" Tingwell has got The Units over the line for their first league win for a while- giving hope to the fans that the Units might avoid relegation. However, Bud says: "We still have a lot of hard work to do to stay up in Division V. If everyone follows my lead, we might just survive the season."

UNITS IN SEMI-FINALS!

Following victory today over their most famous rivals Green Loraxes, the Units have officially secured a spot in the semi-finals of Nuclear Cup season 2. The 3-1 scoreline was a repeat last seasons Nuclear Cup Final.
Everyone at the club is delighted to have an opportunity to defend the title, none more so than Nuclear Cup legend Charlie "Bud" Tingwell (pictured looking very serene after today's result). "Bud" missed the match today due to league commitments, but is raring to go for the finals. "Bud " was especially pleased with his protege- fellow forward Dietrich Sigel who scored 2 goals against Loraxes and was probably the difference between the sides.
Bud said: "He looked like a younger version of me out their today. If he works hard he could be nearly as hero-worshipped as me. Also, I am trying to get him a role in The Castle 2."

1000th (1001st) membership

Our 1000th member has joined the Gaeta FC fan club! We are very happy to have John Citizen join us in supporting the Gaeta FC nuclear cup campaign and hope he enjoys the entitlements of his membership. We do however need to stress that John Citizen is one of two conjoined twins and so technically his vote counts as two as so we welcome also our 1001st member who due to biological reasons has no brain functionality and cannot respond to such recognition.

New goleador

The new goleador of Bluthenthal da 3, Mauro Mauri!
From a wild land of Sicilia, raised by a wolf, at the age of 4 he has started kicking the balls of his father...now he is ready to kick ass in the nuclear cup!!

Be careful...

1000 members for the mighty BRAP2!

Due to a better than expected start to the season BRAP2s 1000th member joined up today. The club is happy to have so many loyal to them, and gladly awaits the 2000 supporter mark. Green Loraxes will shortly hit the 1000 member mark and BRAP2 management would like to wish them luck for the rest of the season after a less than perfect start.

BRAP2s Sell-out crowd not disappointed

BRAP2 manages to steal victory over a tough opponent today and now is looking good for the rest of the season, focusing on winning the matches they should win. The win didn't come without cost though, with star defender 庄 (Zhuang) 安洲 (Anzhou) injured for 3 weeks.

NUCLEAR CUP SEASON 2 START NEXT WEEK!

Due to Nuclear Cup teams exiting the little known "Hattrick Cup" early, we are thinking of starting the Nuclear Cup next week (ie. next Wednesday). So if everyone can challenge each other (it is the responsiblity of the home side to challenge, but either can do it), then we can get started with the Nuclear Cup. If you have already organised a friendly this week, don't worry, we will then make the first round go over 2 weeks. The matches this week are as follow:

Home vs Away

a The Units vs BRAP2
b darkness12 vs Green Loraxes
c Mababies vs Bluthenthal da 3
d Gaeta FC vs Sugar Kick

Bye = More Fire!

Good luck!

Season 2 Draw announced

By using a combination of tea leaf readings, alignment of the stars, tarot cards and palm readings, independent officials convened to determine the draw for the upcoming Nuclear Cup season.  The draw is linked on the side of this page.

In other news we now have an official Nuclear Cup Anthem (see top of the page) kindly written and performed by Borat Sagdiyev specially for the Nuclear Cup upon request from the manager of More Fire!  We feel this anthem captures the spirit, honour, courage and ideals of the Nuclear Cup.  We hope you will feel as proud as we do when we listen to it.

A new season for a new reason

It has been a time of change for Gaeta. When asked by reporters, "Why the name change to Gaeta FC and what does FC stand for?". The manager of Gaeta FC responded with "This name change represents a new look for the team and stands for ...because we F##'n Can..." He went on to say "nothing much else has changed, we are still focusing on our defence, we still aim to please our fans and we still like dressing up as women on saturday night's...um, what i meant to say was... um... can you edit that bit out" The spokesperson for the Gaeta FC player's association also added, "this name change is what we needed to formalise our commitment to the fans" he then went on to say, "except now we need to have our uniforms changed, unfortunately we were unable to have the new uniform out in time for last weeks friendly, but as you can see we were still able to show our commitment to our major sponsor"

Midfielder found.....

After searching long and hard a suitable midfielder was found to join the might BRAP2 army. Świętosław Kasperczyk of Poland, is 23 and was found wondering the woods by BRAP2 scouts, who quickly offered 1.5 mil for him to join the team. Because of his woodland adventures the youngster is only in weak form, but is still as good as anyone currently in the BRAP2 squad so should do well this season. Next on the list for the scout is a Defender that has presence in the middle.... Where will he find the next recruit?